Harleyisms

Harleyisms: Practical Wisdom from Harley

A good-looking chassis doesn't necessarily reveal how much horse-power is under the hood.

Beware of men with expensive, flashy cars and expensive, flashy teeth.

A man who builds you new stairs may be after something - and you just might give it to him.

Men who use day planners probably need a lesson in spontaneity.

Be nice to your parole officer.

The way to a dog's obedience is through edible bribery.

Cops and ex-cons do not mix well together.

What's good for the egg is good for the sperm.

Accounting classes can substitute as a sleep-aid, and are non-habit forming.

There are only 3 main food groups: PB&J, chocolate, and coffee.

Pregnant women should avoid riding in Jeeps on bumpy back roads.

Chocolate cake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food.

Never turn your back on a pair of toddlers armed with crayons.

Sometimes love hurts.

Just when you think your life is the worst it can be, fasten your seatbelt.

Home is in the arms of someone who loves you.